Monday, November 21, 2011

The Hangover



I love this picture.

I mean, I realize it's disgusting and the man is rather pathetic, not to mention that it is totally unfair for subway passengers to have to live through that.

That being said, I love it because I have created a little scenario around the monologue the man must have had upon waking up. None of the following happens in his head. It happens out loud. He's speaking to himself, but out loud. Anyhow, after a particularly debaucherous evening of positively unhealthy bodily abuse through drug and alcohol abuse, our anti-hero Steeve wakes up feeling like shit (pun intended).

"Huhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg"
"Mmmmhwat? huh?"

"Where? What happened?"

"Oh, shit, no."

"Oh, shit!"

"Oh, SHIT!"


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But honestly, I wonder what he did when he got up. I'd love to see the video of it.

1 comment:

Dementor said...

Last time I woke up in my own shit it went like this:

"Huhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg"
"Mmmmhwat? huh?"

"Where? What happened?"

"Oh, shit, no."

"Oh, shit!"

"Oh, SHIT! Someone played a trick on me! Who would do such a disgusting thing!? I'm gonna find the fucker and... ... ... oh, shit."