For me.
I've been waiting for this moment for a while now. It has arrived.
Now, you should know that I don't delve into porn often. 1. I find it's bad for your imagination. 2. I don't have a computer in a private place. Also, I'm not into 'porn stars', too fake for me. I'm a girl next door type of guy.
These factors make this discovery all the better since the odds were against me.
Without further ado, I am happy to announce that I've finally discovered a porn star that looks like a certain ex-girlfriend of mine! YES! HAPPY HAPPY DAY!
Let us all rejoice in this splendid development. But let us not embrace, for that would be awkward considering the subject matter. Anyways, check this lady out.
Fuck yeah!
6 comments:
Maude?
Ah oui, Maude...
I knew she was a total slut.
So, did you ever get a pussy stack?
Yup, Maude.
Yeah, I got a pussy stack. It was with her and her hermaphrodie dad.
You have officially obtained the rank of loser in my eyes. You may be taller than me, but I will now forever look down on you.
Keep your porn to yourself.
I resent whatever this last comment is about.
There's nothing wrong with sharing porn.
Specially if it involves the Snatch Stack.
Let me be clear. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Stack.
(except if some jerk would use it to fuck it in betweens)
Hungus is simply jealous that he does not have a porn star that looks like an ex-girlfriend of his.
Come on, what's so wrong about in betweens? At least it's original and originality is hard to pull off when you're dealing with stacks.
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