thank you for thinking of me in such a wholesome way. i did thought these items, in no particular order, might suit your fancy. thank you for your time.
I bought one of those pocket vajugees. I'm gonna bring it to our next sausage party. We can play a game where we sit in a circle, each use it for 30 seconds, then pass it on. The trick is to hide whenever you get an orgasm so the next guy get a big surprise.
Oh God. I just picture that actually hapening. The thought of the 5 or 6 of us sitting around a table taking turns fucking a piece of plastic is just too much. I'm going to insert something sharp into my eye sockets now and hope it scrambles the part of my brain that's responsible for this mental image.
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I bought one of those pocket vajugees. I'm gonna bring it to our next sausage party. We can play a game where we sit in a circle, each use it for 30 seconds, then pass it on. The trick is to hide whenever you get an orgasm so the next guy get a big surprise.
See, I was going to joke that Woody is too vulgar for me, but your concept just decimated whatever vulgarity her post had. Chapeau!
Oh God. I just picture that actually hapening. The thought of the 5 or 6 of us sitting around a table taking turns fucking a piece of plastic is just too much.
I'm going to insert something sharp into my eye sockets now and hope it scrambles the part of my brain that's responsible for this mental image.
been there, done that... big deal... you guys have never played hockey huh?
anyway, i gotta go, i've got an appointment at the sauna on christophe-colomb....
see you there...
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