Monday, February 16, 2009
Choke on this!
I don't care for this, but maybe I'm just not open enough to their artful use of Auto-Tune.
Now my question is, if the "cool" rich kids with the sweet rides and the hot girlfriends feel this much angst, what are the fat poor rejects loosening to nowadays? Also, how can the following crop of kids possibly beat this travesty? Though I can imagine that the guys in this video will manage to dodge parenthood by being sent to jail for donkey-punching their girlfriends.
Also, from what I understand, these walking Trapper-Keepers seem to have mistaken Cocaine and Whiskey for Coca-cola and Whiskey. It's a perversion in every sense of the word.
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this video represents everything I'm against. I can only hope their suburban homes were built on top of indian burial grounds and that soon they will wish they were dead.
I think water toxicity from a contaminated source would be a more likely...I wonder if they murdered their parents.
Whatever happens to them I dont care, but I'll punch you in the face next time I sees you.
I'll be waiting for you with my strolling cane.
yo...
credit fro bringing this to your attention? please... i mean, i usually don't care but this right here is a little gem of shit.
Nice Poltergeist reference.
There were shit gems in poltergeist?
Yes, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that Trebek did the actual spelunking in the shit mines to find this. I just had to post it because no one else would.
Weren't there shit gems in Pet Cemetery?
I forget where I saw this before. I thought it was a parody à la ''I'm on a Boat''
The wikipedia article is pretty sweet. When they mention it is a band, they used quotations
«brokeNCYDE is a "band" from Albuquerque, New Mexico.»
hehehe
From the same article:
"Metal Edge Magazine has called brokeNCYDE "fucking horrendous.""
British commentator Warren Ellis calls brokeNCYDE's "Freaxxx" music video "a near-perfect snapshot of everything that’s shit about this point in the culture."
And the best:
(they) turn(ed) their career into a kind of macro-performance art that exists so far beyond the tropes of irony and sincerity that to ask 'are they kidding?' is like trying to peel an onion to get to a perceived central core that, in the end, does not exist and renders all attempts to reassemble the pieces futile."
Obnoxitron: "It's like Nü-Metal meets Gansta Rap wrapped in Pop"
I was thinking of posting those Wikipedia quotes. They're genius!
I haven't seen poltergeist in decades but IIRC it wasn't an indian burial ground. Just a regular old cementary.
Still, I desire for their entrails to be devoured by demons.
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