Well since nobody seems to be doing anything with the blog, I think I'll appropriate it for myself. Time for some creative writing.
I woke up this morning and a dog jumped out of my dong. Nothing new there as it happens every morning. The dog was covered in sparkles, which is par for the course as the dog does so once a week. What was weird is that I sneezed and all the sparkles went into my mouth and/or up my nose. Its like I reversed sneezed. All day, I've been reverse sneezing and now I have a paperclip stuck up there.
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