good times
I wouldn't eat her, though. Her flesh seems a bit gamy. Could be good for cat food if you add enough ash, maybe.
I would definitely eat her vagina, even though it probably tastes like an old wet pack of Players Light cigarettes one might find in Tom Fletcher's back pocket.
I would eat her anus. I bet it tastes like day old beer, rancid bacon and self righteousness with a hint of ashtray runoff.
I wouldn't eat her, though. Her flesh seems a bit gamy. Could be good for cat food if you add enough ash, maybe.
ReplyDeleteI would definitely eat her vagina, even though it probably tastes like an old wet pack of Players Light cigarettes one might find in Tom Fletcher's back pocket.
ReplyDeleteI would eat her anus. I bet it tastes like day old beer, rancid bacon and self righteousness with a hint of ashtray runoff.
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