Litteral Translation of Japanese Show : "Super Dog Master Beach", episode 31, season 5.
Anchor : "Hello Tokyo! I hope you are ready for fun because you are in with the SUPER DOG MASTER and today special is : dogs! Of course, dogs, yes dogs, because : how we like to play with the testicules... the scrotum... the balls! hrhrhoooorhrh! Everytime I see dog, I love to feel its scrotum! look at these balls, how nice balls! nice balls! (Crowd cheers)
Anchor: ah! ohoh!... what is that?! adadada!! an android! a replicant!! look at that face! its Gastro! my favorite robot! (Crowd cheers)
Gastro : hey, yeahh! whats up whats crackin?
Anchor: we're playing with dogs! hey! you're wearing...
Gastro: huh? ... yes, tiger t-shirt...
(crowd laughs)
Gastro: okay, enough with the jokes, I wanna feel some dog scrotum, eh?...
Anchor: ooh! aah! ... Gastro wants to play with dog balls! I never thought androids would do that! Incredible... he wants dog balls!
Gastro: yes, I love them! hehe!
(crowd cheers)
Anchor: well gastro, we got a surprise
Anchor : yes, we've got a preppie dude...
Gastro: uh?
Anchor: ... willing to get fucked by a dog!
(crowd cheers)
Preppie guy: hey, whats up...
Anchor: you ready ?
Preppie: er..yes... hi...
Anchor: to get it up the ass from a gigantic moloss?
Preppie: uh, yes, that is what we agreed upon this morning yes.
Anchor : all right, bring out the dog.
(dramatic violins)
Preppie: Holy kedademas, thats a nice one! oh... my god... I'm so gonna get it...
( for the rest, refer to the universal handbook of facial expressions, chapter 13: Dog Fuck Distress and other forms of anxiety symptoms )
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ReplyDeleteLitteral Translation of Japanese Show : "Super Dog Master Beach", episode 31, season 5.
ReplyDeleteAnchor : "Hello Tokyo! I hope you are ready for fun because you are in with the SUPER DOG MASTER and today special is : dogs! Of course, dogs, yes dogs, because : how we like to play with the testicules... the scrotum... the balls! hrhrhoooorhrh!
Everytime I see dog, I love to feel its scrotum! look at these balls, how nice balls! nice balls!
(Crowd cheers)
Anchor: ah! ohoh!... what is that?! adadada!! an android! a replicant!! look at that face! its Gastro! my favorite robot!
(Crowd cheers)
Gastro : hey, yeahh! whats up whats crackin?
Anchor: we're playing with dogs!
hey! you're wearing...
Gastro: huh? ... yes, tiger t-shirt...
(crowd laughs)
Gastro: okay, enough with the jokes, I wanna feel some dog scrotum, eh?...
Anchor: ooh! aah! ... Gastro wants to play with dog balls! I never thought androids would do that! Incredible... he wants dog balls!
Gastro: yes, I love them! hehe!
(crowd cheers)
Anchor: well gastro, we got a surprise
Anchor : yes, we've got a preppie dude...
Gastro: uh?
Anchor: ... willing to get fucked by a dog!
(crowd cheers)
Preppie guy: hey, whats up...
Anchor: you ready ?
Preppie: er..yes... hi...
Anchor: to get it up the ass from a gigantic moloss?
Preppie: uh, yes, that is what we agreed upon this morning yes.
Anchor : all right, bring out the dog.
(dramatic violins)
Preppie: Holy kedademas, thats a nice one! oh... my god... I'm so gonna get it...
( for the rest, refer to the universal handbook of facial expressions, chapter 13: Dog Fuck Distress and other forms of anxiety symptoms )