Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I think my job is getting to me.

I haven't seen you guys in a while and I've been working 40 hours a week at a job I don't like, staring at a computer screen, looking for incorrectly placed apostrophes through hundreds upon hundred of lines of data. It's starting to affect my appearance.



To them, I am a code warrior, sifting though their inadequacies and streamlining a system that is utterly doomed to be wiped out due to inefficiency. I get paid shit and I don't get to see my girlfriend as much as I'd like because my true career passion of painting is worked on during evenings and then all through the night. I am a zombie and unhappy.

Time for a change.

8 comments:

  1. uh... yes, barbie, thats what he seemed to imply.

    (geez, seems like candyman is not the only one affected by this job... are they distributing lobotomies over there or what?)

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  2. I think he was making a statement instead of a question.
    Otherwise there would be that squiggly line thing on top of the dot thing at the end of his sentence.

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  3. And a retarded statement nonetheless.
    Especially the way he made it, with those daffy eyes, and a mouth full of marbles, oh, how I despise him!

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  4. Actually, Colonel Herzog was supposed to reply:

    We'll make a change!

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  5. (I'm sorry it took 4 years to get that)

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