So you're out in the rain. You're not really getting wet but you find the wind kind of menacing. Though more practical than wearing a wheel-barrel for a helmet, the use of an umbrella isn't really your most well sought out solution, now is it?
i got thwacked in the leg with an umbrella today by some genius who combined crossing into the bike path without looking with opening the damned thing at the wrong moment. I swear, i'm going to buy some jousting gear and just skewer stupid people.
shit, now i know what my halloween costume is going to be.
Paraploowies suck. Unless they are those charming ''Merde, il pleut'' ones, then the charm of them beats their awkwardness.
ReplyDeletei got thwacked in the leg with an umbrella today by some genius who combined crossing into the bike path without looking with opening the damned thing at the wrong moment. I swear, i'm going to buy some jousting gear and just skewer stupid people.
ReplyDeleteshit, now i know what my halloween costume is going to be.
You're gonna dress up as an umbrella?
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