Watch as I enter the 21st century.

Well, it seems like it's time for me to get a cell phone. I went to pick one up at Koodo today as they seemed to have nice plans but their computers weren't working and so they couldn't sign me up. But this gives me an opportunity: I need you guys to help me figure out what would be the best phone number for me... you know, like 514 douchebag (if only that fit).
The winning entry will get... my first text message?