Here are two I thought you might like:

"Seriously, what is the deal with bitches these days?"
"There's a reason they make 70 cents to every dollar you make, bro; it's because you have a thundercock of ultimate proportion"
Or this one :

"The anal sex sequences, particularly chapters 1, 3-5, 7, 10-16 and 22-30 are described in such graphic, intricate detail, that I literally vomited on my copy of the book" -Ron Dursley, The New York Times
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/pottercovers.html
PWOT
They say the sequel, "Not without my lubricant" is better on many fronts ranging from the stylistical perspective taken by the author to the penetrating character development.
ReplyDeleteThere's supposedly a chapter involving a giant squash, Crisco, a hamster and a giant cat named Lumpy that is considered to be a defining moment in western litterature.