Monday, March 12, 2007

Shit, I Gotta Stretch My Excuse!




It ain't my b-day nymore but let's just say I haven't gone to sleep yet, soze the samez day.

Anyways, I'll spread some propaganda and you and get aways with 'cause its my birthday.

Two-wheel stats:

If you cycle regularly, you can expect to be as fit as an average person 10 years younger.

On a bicycle, you can travel up to 1,037km on the energy equivalent of a litre of petrol.

Cyclists absorb lower levels of pollutants from traffic fumes than car drivers. ( This leaves me perplexed)



On average, cyclists live two years longer than non-cyclists.

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the human race." HG Wells

"Be part of the future, it feels good!" Ram Puniyani

9 comments:

  1. That one giant wheel reminds me of what will happen when, randomly, Piernitas chooses "Build motion machine" out of the chores char.

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  2. This was you most profound entry~! I am so moved, I think it is time to pull out me wheels~!

    Oh and happy be-laited my love~! poor timing on my part, please understand things have been a bit on the crazy side. XOXOXOXOX

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  3. Not to mention that biking will give you testicular cancer, if it hasnt got you killed on the road before. I tell ya, those things should be left only for minges to ride. Then their lack of spacio-visual skills would only hurt themselves. Thats what I say, and you can lay to that.

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  4. Also, sitting all day on a bike can give you an acute case of Fat-Ass. Go running, you'll be able to rely on your legs, not your tires. Plus, the only danger are those cyclist fuckers on overpasses. But a few spiked tracks can take care of them.

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  5. duke's comments = rubbish

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  6. Duke's comments = misplaced anger

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  7. Duke's life = misplaced anger

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  8. My anger is well placed : deep and well pounded in your mother's minge.

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