Whoever wants to be the Baroness has to be someone I've slept with. This is because I am Destro. The Baroness and Destro have always gotten it on. Of course, if you would like to be the baroness and you have not slept with me, arrangements can be made.
Whoever wants to be Scarlett has to be someone I've always wanted to sleep with but never could. This is because as a child I wanted to bang Scarlett but couldn't because, well, I was a child and she was a cartoon.
Kinda like Betty and Veronica, but with plastic tits.
ReplyDeleteInstead of paper ones?
ReplyDeleteSo here's the deal:
ReplyDeleteWhoever wants to be the Baroness has to be someone I've slept with. This is because I am Destro. The Baroness and Destro have always gotten it on. Of course, if you would like to be the baroness and you have not slept with me, arrangements can be made.
Whoever wants to be Scarlett has to be someone I've always wanted to sleep with but never could. This is because as a child I wanted to bang Scarlett but couldn't because, well, I was a child and she was a cartoon.
Yeah but whoever takes scarlet will eventually have to sleep with Duke while in the throes of combat triggered pashion
ReplyDeleteYoooooOOOOOh JOE!
ReplyDeletecmon, joes dont have sex.
ReplyDeletethats for sissy toys like heman.