The Other White Meat

I just want to thank the G-O-D for making me not Jooish, Muzlin, or Himdoo. If only 'cause these little guys below are f-in' delicious!




Which reminds of that sweet chorus in the classic Springstein opus, Itchin' for some grillin' (If you know it, sing along)


Ya know I'm a retard 'fore I gets my lard;
Oooh no, I ain't mistaken, I gotta have my bacon;
Baby back off, I got dibs on those ribs;
Oh yes madame, I want yo' ham!



Boy, they don't call him The Foreman for nothing!