the elasticity of my stupidity

i did the most stupid thing that's ever been done. i won't tell you what but it involves a closed droor, some objects that shouldn't be kept after using and a very long period of time. i thought hygiene held an important place in my set of personnal values. i learned today that it's slipped well below my curiosity or my interest for futile experiments. so i decided to check on my experiment and opened my droor and i was greeted by a sight that i will not describe here and a scent that only the gray woman could compete with.
whatever you do, please don't try this at home.