SHAMELESS PROPAGANDA FROM THE EAST

i know it's been a while, but i just found something vomitlishous

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thanks for your time

So...

You know when you get caught in a YouTube spiral of descent and you end up in some sort of strange trance? You know how, after a while, the movies lose all meaning or truth? You know how time tends to evaporate when in these spirals? You know how shitty you feel when you finally snap out of it and realize how long you've been stuck there? Well... This is the movie that snapped me out of that trance:

Speaking of whom

Speaking of which...

GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

"Get to da choppa", common austrian expression meaning : run away from here now, get out of here and dont look back.
Applies to any situation or subject where a protagonist means to warn another not to get into said situation or subject.

"Have I ever told you about the Truth and why you should believe in Mohammad?"
"Get to da choppaaaaa!!!"

So there's this movie...

... which I think is splendid.
I mean, I never saw Snakes on a plane, but I like these kinds of shitty movies, just for their title. The whole value of the movie is in the title.

This one though I might go see.
I mean come on, it is Rutger Hauer.

Associate This!

Dear Haters,

Listen to this and then try to tell me you don't like rap.

Yes, that's Bukowski reading one of his poems.