Media

And if you read Journal de Montréal, you'll think the public health care system is out to get you and that crime is rampant.

I'm not sure what I like best, his idea, or his name...

Euthanasia Coaster from Julijonas Urbonas on Vimeo.

Classic case of being born too late.
This guy should have served under Himmler in Aushwitz.
That camp would be so much more fun to visit.

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Those anti-abortion guys should really stop posting pictures of dead babies

If only because they could possibly get someone aroused.

... Not that I would ever be aroused by this. I'm just saying.



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Moving on.

3 Things I'd Like to Discuss With You

1. His lack of emotion combined with his silly mise-en-scènes.
2. His expertise.
3. The fact he is wearing an SS cap.

After Ahmadinejad, my new favourite humorist!

Alykhan Velshi!

This guy's amazing.
I always thought the neo-cons utter lack of humour could only be explained by the fact that humour is a form of intelligence, and because neo-conservatism prohibits all forms of intelligence, a witty and funny neo-con was therefore incompatible with their own laws.
But thanks to this awesome indian dude, I can only say I was wrong all along.

Velshi's humour is so subtle and powerful it's a bit hard to grasp at first.
But after a while one slowly comes to realize the incredible lucidity of his powerful intellect.

Here are some of his best quotes
(warning... total enlightenment and subduing of your mind might ensue)

"When petroleum reserves were deposited around the world, it is unfortunate that they were all given to the world's bastards. With the exception of Canada, most of them are with the world's bastards. You need to recognize that when you are buying oil."

"In an ethical country like Canada, we obviously take the environment a lot more seriously than the Chinese regime does: it's why we hear so much concern about the oilsands carbon footprint from NGOs, politicians and in the media. You won't hear nearly as much criticism in China, or Venezuela, for that matter. The fact that Canadians care so much about the planet - and that we have the freedom to express our concerns - is one of the many reasons that we know Canada is a more ethically minded country than most."


His website is totally cool too.
Go check it out for a good honest laugh.

This Guy's Going Real Fast

fuck off, thieves!

The Cheeky


luckily i don't need more than a bungee cord to protect my bike in Seattle, but if my two-wheeled goddess ever graces the shores of Montreal again, you know she'll be protected by one of these.

whoa nelly!