Monday, May 2, 2011

In honour of election day:

Bloopers and cheap cheaps are probably eating his body now.

Breaking News!


Osama Bin Laden really shouldn't have used his real address on PSN.

Well, not everyone should

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Everyone's playing Portal 2!

Well Boys...



There are successful bachelor parties, and then there are successful bachelor parties.

Last night... was a successful bachelor party.

Although the details of the debacle cannot be publicly revealed on this blog, I would just like to point out that when I woke up this morning, it looked like 50 people had been partying in my place all night. I've been cleaning for 2 hours and I'm not even close to done. After throwing the empty liquor bottles in the recycling, I counted 48 beer bottles and enough aluminum cans to build a light aircraft. For some reason, there are 2 Xboxes in my living room and I'm having visions of a giant turkey running through my apartment.



I have a sunburn and it hurts, but not as much as my thumb which I apparently accidentally set on fire.

Prost!