19 Bernard

oh hell yes

2012-02-17T19:43:00.002-05:00

I love Internet correlations

2012-02-16T02:40:00.006-05:00

Although it would be a fantastic coincidence if this axis shifting quake did take place on march 22nd because such earthquake would most probably create a tsunami, and a tsunami is made of water, and march 22nd is.... .... ... ... World Water Day!
(coincidence?)

What better way to celebrate the World Water Day than with a axis shifting quake produced fast moving wall of gazillions tons of water!

Thank you Internets for the best bedtime stories in the world.

Ah, just one more.

KOTA, You Need to Start Practicing More Often Outside

2012-02-15T18:07:00.001-05:00

Récréation

2012-02-14T19:34:00.005-05:00

Le texte suivant a été rédigé par un(e) professeur(e) notoire du HEC et publié dans le Journal de Mourial.
(Lorsqu'un établissement universitaire accepte d'employer un individu de la sorte, il perd absolument toute crédibilité. On ne parlera évidemment pas de la crédibilité du journal.)

1. Devinez le nom de l'auteur de ces lignes!

2. Soulignez les manquements à la rigueur journalistique!

(indice : son faciès présente à peu près tous les phénotypes exprimant la stupidité)

La classe politique québécoise prend très à cœur la question du réchauffement climatique et ne manque pas une occasion de réitérer la nécessité de se conformer au protocole de Kyoto.

Tout récemment, Mme Marois déclarait : « Un gouvernement du PQ va continuer dans la voie (du protocole de) Kyoto. […] Et Kyoto, nous, on y croit. » Peu de temps avant, le ministre de l’Environnement, Pierre Arcand, annonçait la mise en place d’une bourse du carbone afin de réduire de 20 %, d’ici à 2020, les émissions de GES par rapport au niveau de 1990.

Leurs intentions sont certainement louables, mais leurs positions catégoriques deviennent absurdes à la lumière des dissensions scientifiques qui minent chaque jour davantage la théorie du réchauffement anthropique. À écouter leurs propos tranchés et leur dévotion à la cause, on pourrait croire qu’ils ignorent totalement les séismes qui secouent à répétition la science du climat. Ne s’informent-ils donc pas ?

Il y a quelques jours à peine, un autre collectif, celui-ci composé de 16 chercheurs de réputation mondiale, a signé un texte nous invitant à ne pas paniquer à propos du réchauffement climatique. Selon eux, il n’existe aucun argument scientifique irréfutable pour justifier l’adoption de mesures radicales de décarbonisation de la planète.

La vérité triomphe

L’impact de ce texte est toutefois marginal à côté du coup de grâce porté, presque simultanément, par l’unité de recherche sur le climat de la University of East Anglia (UEA), située au Royaume-Uni. On se souvient que ce sont principalement des chercheurs de cette université qui ont influencé le GIEC, les décisions de nos gouvernements et les propos apocalyptiques d’Al Gore. L’un d’eux, David Viner, avait même affirmé que les enfants britanniques ne connaîtraient pas la neige. On se souvient également que ce sont les chercheurs de ce même établissement qui ont été au centre du scandale des courriels (Climategate). On leur reprochait, entre autres, d’avoir dissimulé l’absence de réchauffement au cours de la dernière décennie.

Heureusement, la vérité finit toujours par triompher. Des chercheurs de la UEA viennent de dévoiler leurs dernières conclusions à la suite de l’analyse de données provenant de 30 000 stations. Le verdict est simple : il n’y a pas eu de réchauffement climatique depuis 1997 ! Vous avez bien lu, le berceau de la théorie du réchauffement climatique confirme que sa thèse était fausse. Son discours alarmiste était donc non fondé. L’édifice climato-catastrophiste était lézardé depuis plusieurs années. Avec les révélations de la UEA, il s’est complètement écroulé.

Quelques questions

J’adresse donc quelques questions élémentaires à nos politiciens encore déterminés à sauver l’humanité : maintenant que vous savez que les chercheurs qui sont à l’origine de la thèse du réchauffement climatique sont revenus sur leurs affirmations et qu’ils confirment que la température n’a pas bougé depuis 15 ans, allez-vous à votre tour réviser vos politiques environnementales ?

Êtes-vous toujours résolus à saboter notre économie avec une bourse du carbone destinée à corriger un problème que vous êtes maintenant seuls à voir ?

La thèse du réchauffement climatique est morte… Un véritable leader ne pourra feindre de l’ignorer !

hA Ha ha..

2012-02-10T19:10:00.001-05:00

Honest Phantom Menace 3D Trailer - watch more funny videos

Most excellent news

2012-02-09T18:54:00.005-05:00

Wow, over a million in a month, and still 3 months to go!
Looks like Schafer's found his new financing source! We, the nerdy people!

Done and done!
Just pledged 25$!

(I know, for 5$ more I would have had the documentary but I used a prepaid credit card I initially intended to use for ps3 stuff. Hopefully the documentary will end up on youtube eventually)

And to top it all, THIS!

It's been a while

2012-02-09T00:38:00.002-05:00

Since the gov'ner's been on zeer blog.By the way, I think this is the best compilation I've seen of Arnie's career. Enjoy.

Here's Walken being dynamically typecasted into the weapon of choice

2012-02-07T16:48:00.004-05:00

We knows its old, but it predating by a few years this blog, we wanted it here.

I think this takes the cake in bonerpantserifficness

2012-02-06T16:28:00.004-05:00

The Old Ones are pleased.

(Yes, I'm aware that there are actual feline deities in the Cthulu Mythos. This is just creepier).

More Tailored Boner-Pants

2012-02-06T12:54:00.000-05:00

check the link here if you're into more funny

Indubitably!

2012-02-06T11:50:00.000-05:00

I must confess that I cannot help but picture Mr Pants performing various sorts of acrobatics whilst wearing a top hat and monocle and discussing the merits of Mr. Tesla's inventions over Mr. Edison's.

living on a bike in montreal

2012-02-05T17:33:00.001-05:00

I thought this one was blog-worthy...

THE MAN WHO LIVED ON HIS BIKE from Guillaume Blanchet on Vimeo.

Challenge!

2012-02-03T10:31:00.006-05:00

I hereby challenge you to find a book that is more tailored to Napoleon Bonerpants' tastes.

God Bless America

2012-01-30T19:13:00.001-05:00

It doesn't look like it's going to all that good, but it certainly looks like it will be fun.

C-11

2012-01-29T22:28:00.001-05:00

What do you guys think of this

I Feel Like I'm 14 Posting This

2012-01-28T13:09:00.002-05:00

On another NOTE

2012-01-24T11:12:00.001-05:00

This is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. It's hilarious at times and really sad at others. I haven't watched the whole thing, just skipped through... but man.... people are nuts.

Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

Casey Pugh and editor Aaron Valdez, with sound designer Bryan Pugh directed this crowdsourced art project recreating George Lucas' Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope. They broke down the movie in 15-second segments, inviting fans and artists to recreate scenes in any style they desired.Here is the background:In 2009, thousands of Internet users were asked to remake “Star Wars: A New Hope” into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted. Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable.SWU has been featured in documentaries, news features and conferences around the world for its unique appeal. In 2010 we won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Creative Achievement In Interactive Media.

You want a piano face melt?

2012-01-24T01:28:00.000-05:00

Check out Martha Argerich playing this beast by Prokofiev

My face had already been melt by this.

2012-01-20T16:07:00.004-05:00

But seriously, I'm cursed.
I can't watch a piano concerto without seeing Daffy and Donald battle it out. I just can't.

This Will Melt Your Face

2012-01-20T15:53:00.001-05:00

Beethoven "Moonlight" Sonata op 27 # 2 Mov 3 Valentina Lisitsa

You can download a copyfree version here At that same time, you'll also find a cubic shit-ton of copyfree classical music.

The shape of Hard Core to come

2012-01-20T03:53:00.001-05:00

Make shoe love, not robo war

2012-01-16T15:19:00.003-05:00

The Robot Wars Have Arrived - Seriously

2012-01-16T13:47:00.000-05:00

Puy puy

2012-01-14T15:44:00.001-05:00

USAS-12

2012-01-12T16:45:00.006-05:00

Yesterday night, I was using this virtual war simulation software to perfect my warfare abilities and skills for the upcoming hard times. I was waiting for another user to show up on my visuals while hiding in a bush (or if you prefer, I was "camping like a noob") when suddenly, about a dozen consecutive rounds of thunderous fire and apocalyptic explosions started roaring in my ears. Without panicking, I got up from my prone stance and looked at my side. There was another user standing right next to me, by chance he was on my group of operations. In his hand was shining the scariest gun on earth. The readers of this blog are already acquainted with it, but let us remind us of humanity's current attained level of design aimed solely at the destruction of another human being :

So I watched him annihilate about 10 members of the opposite faction with this thing. Later on, as the simulation went on to another round, I immersed myself in the action and forgot that the teams had been scrambled. I found out a little into the new round, as I was walking in a nice little forest. Things were quiet, and for a while I almost forgot I was in the middle of a brutal organized exchange of deathly measures.
And thats when I got blown to a million pieces. My audio system almost exploded with my virtual self. The guy had loaded his USAS-12 with frag rounds.

I instantly tried looking for videos of such an extremely exaggerated violent display of exacerbated belligerence:

verbose version:

I think its time they threw robot soldiers in their armed conflicts, cause seriously, no human I know deserves to be killed with this thing.

For a Good Time, Click the Woman

2012-01-12T05:02:00.000-05:00

Click the woman

Reincarnation

2012-01-11T16:30:00.002-05:00

So my roommate (let's just call him Hectorito) was at the Metropolitain Museum of Art in New York When he came across this pretty little ditty. Apparently, this is not Napoleon Bonerpants' first appearance on Mother Earth. Apparently, he was an abolitionist.

Close-up of painting byJohn Steuart Curry, Tragic Prelude, 1938–1940 John Brown and the clash of forces in Bleeding Kansas. A mural in the Kansas State Capitol, Topeka, Kansas.

I Would Pay To See KOTA Ride This

2012-01-11T12:18:00.002-05:00

Vagina bubbles from hell

2012-01-09T17:33:00.002-05:00

What would you tell your uncle if he'd been dedicating the last 10 years or so on this project and then he invited you at his place to finally unveil the results of his long lasting research, and this is what you'd be presented with:

a spermophone.

This One's for You, KOTA

2012-01-05T23:50:00.004-05:00

Game Over Man, Game OVER!

2012-01-04T13:38:00.002-05:00

Ridley Scott is doing something sci-fi again. Oh and there's a like a hundred little things in this trailer that point towards this being set in the Aliens universe.
My penis has officially exploded. I now have a mangina.

2012 will suck a camel's hemorrhoids

2012-01-04T05:54:00.008-05:00

And so I just got sniped 34 times in a row and I went "sufferin' succotash, that's enough."

Besides its 6 o'clock here and I would call it quit if I was the least responsible, which I am not.

And it leads me to this: the best episode, if you want my humble opinion.
THE best episode I've ever watched.
Then again I hadn't watch an episode since 2007.
Nevertheless.
And I know I'm almost a year late on this, but screw you.

Screw you for not posting this last year.

You suck a snow leopard's ass, whoever you are.

Anyways. This is brilliant, because Apple's geotracking scheme had just been uncovered some months before and South Park's response was pretty damn quick to come.

Eat shit Apple fans, Mr. Magoo sees better than you.

(I just upgraded my PC for just 180$. Got me a GTX 560 for christmassss.
Meaning I got a PS4 now, for 180$.

haHA!
You dumbasses have to play foursquares because you dont have an Ipad!

May the Steve Jobs rot in hell )

Recess!

2012-01-03T14:54:00.004-05:00

Hey kids!

Here's a free Interactive Internet Recreation for your own pleasure!

Can you guess what video game this quote is referring to?

"Seriously you guys, I need some help with this game.
After hours of hard work, I finally figured out how to max out the girls' orgasm bars within 90 seconds, thus completing the "shame" quest. Now I'm stuck with the "fill" and "exposure play" quests. I already raped the girls in every single position and in all of the given locations, yet I still couldn't complete these two quests. Is this a game bug or am I still missing something?
Seriously someone needs to upload a tutorial for this game..."

A- Batman : Arkham City
B- Battlefield 3
C- RapeLay

Second Post of the 2012

2012-01-02T02:36:00.008-05:00

Protect the planet from thousands of genetically engineered insurance salesman!

Do it now for free! (only if you have more than 64 Mb of RAM (and don't forget to save your game! (especially after that hovercraft crash)))

First post on 2012

2012-01-01T19:42:00.004-05:00

Collapse and the Abus.

2011-12-29T02:11:00.007-05:00

You know, according to none other than George Soros, "most people don't realize the system has collapsed".

Pseudo journalists in the medias are asking if we're in recession.
Nobody's telling us the truth, except for obscure internet journalists.
I was reading this article which led me to this one, and then this one, and suddenly this thought that already had hit me before hit me again, but this time with more clarity.

Maybe the Abus are right (except for the parts on religion, and their take on women, and the human rights and stuff), maybe they're right about calling for a rejection of our western societies.

I'm thinking about the best way to definitely break apart with this society, and enter a new one. I just haven't found the good warp zone that will lead me to my new self.

But then again, do I really want to be on the side against the robots autonomously taking all the ethical decisions?

ANYONE WHO KILLS AN ANT AND HAS NEVER BEEN SHRUNK IS NOT VERY NICE.

2011-12-29T00:36:00.004-05:00

I just saw this movie, its called "Honey, I shrunk the kids".

Its ok.

Picture not related.

ANYONE WHO EATS MEAT AND HAS NEVER GUTTED AN ANIMAL IS A FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT.

2011-12-25T20:46:00.007-05:00

I just saw this movie. Its called Fast Food Nation.
I recommend it to anyone of you (you know who you are) disgusting pigfuck who still eats at McDonalds, Burger King, or any other atrocious point of service for fat, primitive, deconsciencitized, repugnant, sub-reptilious, toxic cancerous cell of a shit eating bonehead collaborating with the forces engaged in maintaining this nightmare we've come to expect as normality.

I need to kill a human being.

(note to any surveilling unintelligence service : the last sentence was not meant in any way to express a real motivation to engage in any kind of homicidal action. Get some fucking brains, you pathetic moron.)

And BURN christmas. Fucking douse it in nitromethane and burn it.

Spek Engrish

2011-12-22T15:14:00.002-05:00

Oh shit!

I just realized my last 2 posts were french.

Here's for redemption!

Wow

2011-12-22T13:52:00.001-05:00

Magasinâge

2011-12-21T17:08:00.005-05:00

Quand vient le temps de s'acheter des bidules électroniques, le choix de boutiques à Montréal est assez vaste.
Je croyais avoir trouvé la meilleure boutique en ville avec SuperInfoTech. Ils ont effectivement des prix assez fous, comparables à ce qu'on peut se commander sur le net, les frais de livraison en moins. (exemple: GTX560 pour 220$)

J'ai découvert juste à côté de chez nous, sur la rue Ontario, une garde-robe avec un tas de bidules électroniques dedans et un vendeur sympathique. Ça s'appelle Mr. Prix et je crois qu'il est physiquement impossible de battre ses prix.

À titre de comparaison, voici la liste des items que je viens de m'acheter dans son bric à brac, avec les prix offerts par une autre boutique concurrente:

Pour ceux qui ne veulent pas faire le calcul, ça monterait à 120$ environ après taxes.

J'ai acheté exactement les mêmes trucs pour ces prix:

souris logitech bluetooth : 29.99
Câble HDMI 10pieds : 8.99
BlueTooth Dongle usb : 12.99

ça monte après taxe à : 59.21$

Essayez de battre ça!

Bon, sa garde-robe est assez petite, et il a pas une très grande quantité de bidules en stock, mais il suffit de vérifier sur le site web avant d'y aller, ou d'appeler le bonhomme. http://misterprice.ca/index.php?cPath=1_287

En tout cas, je vais m'acheter une carte graphique pendant le boxing week, je vous laisserai savoir combien je l'aurai eue. (c'est incroyable les prix des cartes graphiques qui se vendent ces temps-ci... incroyable)

what's this?

2011-12-21T00:49:00.003-05:00

Badass

2011-12-19T17:46:00.002-05:00

and a fucking cool Batplane.

I love Will Ferrell

2011-12-17T11:21:00.002-05:00

Napoleon, Meet Your New Favourite Goaltender

2011-12-16T17:07:00.001-05:00

Ilya Bryzgalov. The action starts at 1:40.

WTFFOAF?

2011-12-15T17:16:00.000-05:00

For those of you who don't understand the title, it stands for: "What the fucking fuck of a fuck?"

Am I Evil? Vol.2

2011-12-15T16:36:00.006-05:00

Earlier today, I stepped into the bath to trim my asshole.
It was long overdue, after two full days of neglecting.
As I bent over with my mirror and razor in hands, I noticed an ant caught with me in the bath.
It was struggling against the smooth walls, trying to evade this deathly prison.
Its efforts were impressive, as it even used the human hair and micro pebbles of shit lying around to climb its way out.
As I watch its desperate struggle to escape, my first thought was not to feel sorry for this small, helpless wonder of nature, no. My first thought was to think how amusing it would be if I just stood there and watch it die out of thirst. And then I proceeded to the trimming of my asshole.

According to this piece of shit of a website, I'm 98% evil.

Am I Evil?

2011-12-13T13:43:00.002-05:00

My mother wasn't a witch, and she wasn't burned alive.
Yet in the realms of Lucifer I fear my soul belongs.

I saw a Christmas jazz band today. They were playing encased in some sort of plastic air bubble. The air in the bubble was coming through an intake with a little heater that made it warm inside. The heater being more or less necessary in these days of global melting.
Anyways, as I stumbled upon the ensemble, the first idea that struck me wasnt how pleasant the whole thing was, no. My first thought was to think how funny it would be to plug in a can of CO in their air intake, and watch them slowly lose their consciousness as the music would fade away.

Anime...

2011-12-09T11:50:00.001-05:00

I haven't really wanted to check out any anime in years. I got the feeling the the genre was suffering from the same disease as Hollywood. This preview, however, gave me a boner.

Bicycle Muscles

2011-12-05T14:44:00.002-05:00

I took the pic from here

This Reminds Me of I Felt with my Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

2011-12-03T12:15:00.000-05:00

This Blew my Fucking Mind

2011-12-03T00:25:00.000-05:00

The Only Thing Capitalists Fear Is the Working Class Getting Organized

2011-12-02T18:19:00.005-05:00

I know, it's not peer approved and anyways, it shows correlation and not causation. Still, food for thought.

A Friendly Question

2011-12-01T13:00:00.002-05:00

Think about all your friends. Let's define friends as someone you could easily have a beer with for an hour. This can be a pretty wide or narrow population depending on how social you are.

Now that you have a group of people in mind, let's say some nefarious personage gave you the following choice: "I will cut off your dick and balls or kill one of your friends."

What do you choose and who do you have killed?

Please don't use real names. Do use code names (with an explanation if needed) to refer to real people though.

I'll go first. I'm keeping my dick and balls so I'm going to get Sidney (he walks on cars) killed. I don't have anything against him, in fact I like hanging around with him. I just think it would be funny to think I had him killed. Also, it totally sounds like the type of thing that would happen to him, so no one would question it.

Que pensez-vous de ceci ?

2011-11-29T19:36:00.002-05:00

Exprimez-vous sans aucune restriction.

Laissez libre cours à ce que cette vidéo vous inspire.

(sauf Karl Hungus, lui on sait déjà ce qu'il pense vu que c'est français, le con)

its 2011... soon 2012.. .and I've never ever heard of this...

2011-11-28T23:35:00.004-05:00

and after watching 5 minutes of it I'm starting to understand why...

OMG its fucking awful!!!

(the cartoons are pretty good though)

Would you sit on this guy's lap?

2011-11-28T22:24:00.001-05:00

Because chances are... he's somebody's uncle.

Why Metal gets a bad rep

2011-11-26T08:46:00.002-05:00

Torsofuck

After many line-up changes and some live shows the band split up around 1999. Before that they had recorded High Level Cannibalistic Violence demo tape. The style on this demo was death metal and only 50 copies were made. In 2001 the band returned for a split with Lymphatic Phlegm and after that called it quits again. However, Goregiastic Records offered them a deal, the band accepted it and recorded their first full-length Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy.

...WTF. I guess the rule is, if you're afraid to Google Image search an album title and/or band name, it's officially bad taste.

Speaking of Balls

2011-11-25T08:46:00.001-05:00

Recess! Who is the author of these fine lines?

2011-11-24T19:52:00.001-05:00

Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:

The “Occupy” movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. “Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.

“Occupy” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached - is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.

This is no popular uprising. This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage – both politically and physically – every which way they can find.

Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy.

Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.

And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently - must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh - out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.

In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.

Or better yet, enlist for the real thing. Maybe our military could whip some of you into shape.

They might not let you babies keep your iPhones, though. Try to soldier on.

Schmucks.

WHERE ARE THE BALLS?!

2011-11-23T23:11:00.002-05:00

I know the musical context is a bit dated but the very end of this rant stands true. Something like 12 years ago, our friend Henry astutely asked us where the balls are at. I think things have only gotten worse since. I'll explain this later in a more detailed and well referenced essay. For now, all I can say is: "I don't know Henry, I just don't know".

It's funny, 'cause it's true.

2011-11-23T14:09:00.001-05:00

Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard

Speaking of Glenn...

2011-11-22T21:04:00.000-05:00

The Mis-Informant: Part 2 with Jack Black as Nathan Spewman from Jack Black

I'm jubilating...

2011-11-22T20:11:00.003-05:00

Guys!
Check this out!!!

Woohoo!!

(goddamn Glenn Beck never dies!)

edit: I did it! I killed them all!!!

Habs vs Bruins

2011-11-22T10:49:00.002-05:00

They lost but they played and skated well. Gomez tried hard (although he could have backchecked better on the goal). Emelin hit like a god. Thus, it was a "good" loss. Also, you may have noticed at one point there was a stoppage in play and you could see the entire crowd looking away from the ice. They were looking at a fight. This fight:

Pussy Time

2011-11-21T19:24:00.002-05:00

The Hangover

2011-11-21T11:06:00.000-05:00

I love this picture.

I mean, I realize it's disgusting and the man is rather pathetic, not to mention that it is totally unfair for subway passengers to have to live through that.

That being said, I love it because I have created a little scenario around the monologue the man must have had upon waking up. None of the following happens in his head. It happens out loud. He's speaking to himself, but out loud. Anyhow, after a particularly debaucherous evening of positively unhealthy bodily abuse through drug and alcohol abuse, our anti-hero Steeve wakes up feeling like shit (pun intended).

"Huhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg"
"Mmmmhwat? huh?"

"Where? What happened?"

"Oh, shit, no."

"Oh, shit!"

"Oh, SHIT!"

***

But honestly, I wonder what he did when he got up. I'd love to see the video of it.

I Have a Newfound Respect for Rammstein Shows

2011-11-20T22:00:00.003-05:00

Hey Cardinal, I Thought You Might Dislike This

2011-11-19T17:47:00.002-05:00

On a More Positive Note

2011-11-19T05:49:00.000-05:00

La question de la pas tuer.

2011-11-18T22:29:00.003-05:00

Je poser moi sérieuses questions...

j'éditerai ce message dans plus tard, je n'ai pas de temps en l'instant.

Interview Yves PACCALET par Monsieur_DD

La question de la tuer.

2011-11-18T12:25:00.004-05:00

C'est un bon exercice à la question vos idées les plus acceptées, les opinions que vous avez forgée il ya longtemps, les problèmes moraux que vous avez résolu et déposé dans la section résolue de votre esprit. Ces principes acceptés depuis longtemps et les idées de définir qui nous sommes et il est difficile de les examiner comme si elles étaient de nouveaux concepts, de douter de la façon dont nous les comprendre, c'est à douter de notre propre construction. C'est un bon exercice, car il vous permet de définir vous-même plus fortement, en fonction de vos expériences récentes, il rend votre intelligence plus solide, plus valide, au lieu de s'appuyer sur la morale que vous volontairement vagues accepté comme un gamin.
Il ya trois semaines je suis allé chasser des perdrix . Ces oiseaux sont intéressants dans leur comportement. Ils ont presque toujours se déplacer dans les couples, hommes et femmes vivent leur vie ensemble, de manière très anthropomorphique. Lorsque vous tuez un, l'autre réagit à sa manière particulière. Parfois, il va tenter de s'échapper et se cacher de vous, parfois, il va paniquer et voler frénétiquement aournd son partenaire décédé, parfois, il sera simplement geler et se donner à votre canon mortifère. Ces comportements seraient probablement pas loin de la façon dont un homme réagirait si son bien-aimé devait être shotgunned morts.
Et comme j'ai tué mon premier couple de perdrix, j'ai commencé à penser de la moralité de tuer les êtres humains. Pourquoi est-il mauvais de tuer un homme? Ce qui rend la vie d'un être humain beaucoup plus importante que la vie d'un oiseau? Est-il vraiment que beaucoup plus important?

Here... it might help you.. It sure as hell helped me.

2011-11-17T09:55:00.004-05:00

ooh... I especially enjoyed that one :

Couldnt embed this one, but its a gem.

...au service des riches et des fascistes

2011-11-16T19:40:00.000-05:00

Bunch of thugs.

Bloomberg Now!

2011-11-16T15:55:00.001-05:00

This is worth the watch... at some point he looked like he was going to completely lose it.

Burqas n Bikes

2011-11-16T14:49:00.001-05:00

Saturday Night

2011-11-13T20:55:00.002-05:00

Did you guys have fun without me? I spent part of the night looking at rectal prolapse videos with my girlfriend.

Definitely worth a view, especially with the (in)appropriate music. If you can't watch 'till the very end, at least skip to 3:40. I busted a gut laughing.

So this is just crazy...

2011-11-13T13:50:00.001-05:00

Earth | Time Lapse View from Space | Fly Over | Nasa, ISS from Michael König on Vimeo.

Time lapse sequences of photographs taken with a special low-light 4K-camera
by the crew of expedition 28 & 29 onboard the International Space Station from
August to October, 2011.

HD, refurbished, smoothed, retimed, denoised, deflickered, cut, etc.

Music: Jan Jelinek - Do Dekor (Loop-Finding-Jazz-Records) | ~scape 007 cd
http://www.janjelinek.com | http://www.scape-music.de

Editing: Michael König | http://www.koenigm.com

Image Courtesy of the Image Science & Analysis Laboratory,
NASA Johnson Space Center, The Gateway to Astronaut Photography of Earth
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov

Shooting locations in order of appearance:

1. Aurora Borealis Pass over the United States at Night
2. Aurora Borealis and eastern United States at Night
3. Aurora Australis from Madagascar to southwest of Australia
4. Aurora Australis south of Australia
5. Northwest coast of United States to Central South America at Night
6. Aurora Australis from the Southern to the Northern Pacific Ocean
7. Halfway around the World
8. Night Pass over Central Africa and the Middle East
9. Evening Pass over the Sahara Desert and the Middle East
10. Pass over Canada and Central United States at Night
11. Pass over Southern California to Hudson Bay
12. Islands in the Philippine Sea at Night
13. Pass over Eastern Asia to Philippine Sea and Guam
14. Views of the Mideast at Night
15. Night Pass over Mediterranean Sea
16. Aurora Borealis and the United States at Night
17. Aurora Australis over Indian Ocean
18. Eastern Europe to Southeastern Asia at Night

I hate women

2011-11-13T04:14:00.001-05:00

Vajra (Devanagari: वज्र, Chinese: 金剛 jīngāng; Tibetan རྡོ་རྗེ། (Wylie: rdo rje) dorje,[1][2][3] Japanese: Kongō 金剛. In Sanskrit word meaning both thunderbolt and diamond.[2] As a material device, the vajra is a ritual object, a short metal weapon—originally a kind of fist-iron like Japanese yawara—that has the symbolic nature of a diamond (it can cut any substance but not be cut itself) and that of the thunderbolt (irresistible force).

The vajra is believed to represent firmness of spirit and spiritual power.[4] It is a ritual tool or spiritual implement which is symbolically used by Buddhism, Jainism and Hinduism, all of which are traditions of Dharma. Because of its symbolic importance, the vajra spread along with Indian religion and culture to other parts of Asia. It was used as both a weapon and a symbol in Nepal, India, Tibet, Bhutan, Siam, Cambodia, Myanmar, China, Korea and Japan.[citation needed]

King Vajra was Yadava dynasty's last surviving king, son of King Aniruddha. Vajra is also a common male name in Tibet and Bhutan. Vajra / Dorje can also refer to a small sceptre held in the right hand by Tibetan lamas during religious ceremonies.

Arkona

2011-11-12T00:58:00.001-05:00

The Office (US) - St. Patrick's Day and Arkona par Hetil

The name of the band "Arkona" refers to the last pagan Slavic city-castle. Fucking Christians.

This Is Weird

2011-11-11T03:25:00.000-05:00

Moon Bike

2011-11-10T18:04:00.002-05:00

And so I was studying Big Boy's human powered vehicle chart when I stumbled upon one of the entry describing a moon bike's specs.

"What the hells a moon bike?" I uttered to meself.

And so I went to look it up on the web'O'Matrix and I found this, of course.

Drag Chart

2011-11-10T12:45:00.004-05:00

I figure I must be a 4.95. I ride in touring position but I have big body. So big in fact, they used to call me "Big Boy" on my high school hockey team. The coach's dad started that one. I remember he would grab my helmet and yell in my face. It wasn't the yelling or awful dentition that was the problem. It was the bad breath. Speaking of which, we had the shittiest team name ever: The Dynamics. I like to think it was because we had dynamic personalities.

My thrash can

2011-11-09T11:53:00.002-05:00

So I stopped gnawing on my rotten Antrax detritus and looked around my thrash can to find something else, something different. And what I found surpassed any expectations I might have had...

To my great surprise and infinite joy, I stumbled upon this marvelous piece of decaying metal from the smelly underbellies of mother torture :

Hate.com

2011-11-08T20:52:00.007-05:00

I wanted to build my first website.

See, I had this very good idea. Website would be called "Hate.com".
You'd go there, and you'd have about 10 tabs listing different kinds of objects or reasons to hate, like : ethnic, gender, age, sexual orientation, species, and more specific.
Then if you'd click on any of them you'd have sub-genres, for instance if someone clicked on gender, then you'd have : male, female, trans-gender... and then if you'd click on any of those, you'd fall on a bulletin board with completely uncensored posts from anyone needing to ventilate their hatred towards the chosen object of hate.
Also the music in the background would be shuffling through Slayer's discography.

I had it all figured out, the interfaces, the web design, everything...

So before anything I checked the cybersphere, to see if anyone had already had the idea, and to my great surprise, NO! no one owns the domain!

Then I found out how much those 4 letters cost...

Who would have known that hate was such an expensive concept. Its almost impossible.
Its as if the socialist hippies or some other sissy peace loving communist organization had overbidded on it so as to stop us honest, hard working, freedom loving citizens from going ahead with this project which only aims to help the people express themselves. I dunno what an escrow is, but it definitely suits the french definition.

Fuck.

Yo Mamma

2011-11-07T21:02:00.000-05:00

Ooooh, look at this

2011-11-03T23:29:00.000-04:00

You can learn about what it is by heading here.

Reason PC is better than console #15: BUS SIMULATORS!!!

2011-11-02T10:54:00.003-04:00

See, its kinda like GTA, but without the violence, the sex, the drugs, the devil music and all thats wrong!

Its a bus simulator! With real bus driving, and bus driver action!

You'll never, ever find this on PS3 or Xbox

(watch the whole thing, at some point theres something awesome happening, its really worth it!)

Ivan's jacket

2011-11-01T22:22:00.004-04:00

Its decided: I'm getting Ivan's jacket.

I need ideas for what to write on the back of it though.

Could you guys help me out?

These are the only ideas I've had so far:

1- Punk Rock Jock
2- Efilnikufesin
3- De-evolution Squad

Maybe Quebec Isn't that Bad

2011-10-28T12:28:00.001-04:00

As much as it seems we are on a downward spiral, it appears some have a more acute spiral. This does not in anyways change our situation but it does provide empty comfort.

Cardinal's cap

2011-10-28T00:55:00.003-04:00

I can understand all you Anthrax haters... I mean, the band is practically responsible for rap metal...

My new fav band!

2011-10-27T19:35:00.002-04:00

Hey guys!

Meet the Stormtroopers of Death!

An excellent thrash band that formed in 85...

these guys are most excellent, but not as much as their lyrics!

You come into this country
You can't get real jobs
Boats and boats and boats of you
Go home you fuckin' slobs
Selling hot dogs on the corner
Selling papers in the street
Pushing, pulling, digging, sweating
Where you come from must be beat

[CHORUS]
You always make us wait
You're the ones we hate
You can't communicate
Speak English Or Die

You don't know what I want
You don't know what I need
Why must I repeat myself
Can't you fuckin' read?
Nice fuckin' accents
Why can't you speak like me
What's that dot on you head,
Do you use it to see??

(oh yeah, and Barbie said their drummer sucks!)

My Day at Work (GIF Animation)

2011-10-20T13:15:00.000-04:00

My Day at Work (GIF Animation)

Cardinal, they Stole Your Conservative Comedian Idea

2011-10-19T19:28:00.001-04:00

Mein Sightpf

2011-10-19T14:57:00.001-04:00

Are we really in 2011?

2011-10-18T10:25:00.000-04:00

I guess so.

Who Is Going to Be the First to Get This?

2011-10-18T05:15:00.000-04:00

They're triangulating on this position.

2011-10-17T12:35:00.006-04:00

I'm supposed to be studying XSLT for this exam I have next friday.

So I started getting prepared to dive into lesson one and next thing I knew I was stuck in one of those dreaded life threatening, soul squandering "cyber-vortex".

I wanted to share with you the last unexplainable fucked up object of procrastination (UFUOP)that hit and sent me back into reality. I do believe its the voice of the guy at 8:30 that brang me back into the concrete dimension of reality.

Dont worry about me, I'll be starting this studying session as soon as I'm done with finalizing my thorough analysis of the collapse of tower 7.

And Another Thing About the Jews

2011-10-17T06:41:00.001-04:00

They make really good hummus.

Beatles... and dead babies? with chunks of meat? WTF?

2011-10-16T15:21:00.000-04:00